Ni sé qué hiciste anoche ni lo quiero saber, pero te agradecería que hicieras menos ruido al volver.I don't know what you did last night, and don't want to know, but would be grateful if you didn't make so much noise on your return.
Si no recuerdas qué hiciste anoche, será porque llevarías algunas copas de más, ¿no?If you can't remember what you did yesterday evening, could it be because you had too many drinks?