me hubiese ocurrido

Cuando yo era más joven esto nunca me hubiese ocurrido.
When I was younger, this wouldn't have happened.
Señor McCall, si no se me hubiese ocurrido, no estaría aquí.
Mr. McCaII, if it hadn't occurred to me, I wouldn't be here.
¿Y si me hubiese ocurrido algo, la culpa de quién es? ¿Mía?
If something happened to me whose fault is this?
No me hable de niños, de tener uno, no me hubiese ocurrido esto.
Don't speak of children, if only she'd had a child.
Ojalá se me hubiese ocurrido a mí.
I wish I could have thought of that.
Nunca se me hubiese ocurrido de haberse llamado Juan, o Antonio!
I know I never would of done that had he been called Juan, or Antonio!
Así he podido regresar a los hombres de una manera que ni soñando se me hubiese ocurrido en todos estos años.
This way I was finally able to return to humans in a way which I did not even think of in all these years.
Palabra del día
la fiesta de traje