if i were, you I would

No, but if I were you I would dress differently.	No, pero si yo fuera usted, me vestiría de otra manera.
And if I were you I would do that first.	Y si fuera usted lo haría en primer lugar.
If I were you I would not stay.	Si yo fuera tú no me quedaría.
If I were you I would hide it in a more creative place.	Si yo fuese usted, escondería esto en un lugar más interesante.
Look, if I were you I would not count on this.	Mira, Tú que yo... no contaría con eso.
If I were you I would leave him.	Si yo fuera tú, ya me hubiera dejado.
If I were you I would not stay.	Si fuese tú no me quedaría.
If I were you I would get used to it.	Si fuera usted me acostumbraría.
If I were you I would save myself while I still can.	Si fuera tú, trataría de salvar mi vida mientras pueda.
If I were you I would feel very ashamed of it, Mr Vitorino.	Yo de usted me sentiría muy avergonzado, señor Vitorino.
If I were you I would not waste time.	La que me estáis dando. Yo no perdería el tiempo.
If I were you I would look for the other half of the ticket.	Yo que tú buscaría la otra mitad del boleto.
If I were you I would not tell either.	Si yo fuera tú, no se lo diría a ninguno de los dos.
If I were you I would take your share and use it to buy land.	Si fuera usted, tomaría su parte y la usaría para comprar tierras.
If I were you I would sleep my boots on.	Yo en su lugar, capitán, dormiría con las botas puestas.
If I were you I would mind but out of your head.	Si yo fuera usted hubiese abandonado ya ese deseo.
If I were you I would be trying to live as many great stories as I could.	Si fuera tú trataría de vivir tantas buenas historias como pudiese.
If I were you I would not thinkif thinking makes me come to the wrong conclusion.	Si yo fuera usted no pensaría si pensar me hiciera llegar a la conclusión equivocada.
I knew that you would say this because if I were you I would say the same thing.	Sabía que dirías eso... porque si yo fuera tú diría lo mismo.
I wouldn't say no but if I were you I would not touch a single hair.	No digo que no, pero yo de usted, no tocaba ni un pelo.