i would sue

I would sue my parents if they took me here.
Demandaría a mis padres por traerme aquí.
If I had the time I would sue you guys for this.
Si tuviera tiempo os demandaría por esto.
I told them to release it or I would sue them...
Les dije que para liberarlo o me demandarlos...
That was a joke, but I would sue you.
No, era broma. Pero te llevaría a juicio.
And I would sue if I were you.
Y yo demandaré si fuera tú.
Look, I didn't start it, it wasn't my fault, and if this were America, I would sue.
Yo no comencé, no fue mi culpa. En Estados Unidos, la demandaría.
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