I would pay for college

I would pay for college if I thought I needed it, but I already have a good job.
Pagaría el politécnico si pensara que lo necesitaba, pero ya tengo un buen trabajo.
I would pay for college if I had the money, but since I don't, my parents are paying for it.
Pagaría la universidad si tuviera el dinero, pero como no lo tengo, mis padres la van a pagar.
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